Dear Diary, it's me Donald

Today I want to wish my fellow Americans a Happy Thanksgiving. 200 years ago the great Freddy Douglas and Geronimo and Wilferd Brimley killed and cooked the first Turkey. It was a big bird. Not Big Bird. Could you imagine killing Big Bird? Sick people.

Freddy wanted to deep fry it but Geronimo said they needed to respect the bird so they roasted it in the oven.

It’s with that friendship and uniting that all Americans should look to as we sit around with friends and families and look to a brighter future.

Except for Hunter Biden. I’m going to fuck him.

Happy Thanksgiving America.