I have a dream
Did you know my inauguration is the same day as MLK day? That’s right. They did it this way because we are both awesome. Hearing a lot of good things about MLK. Herschel Walker said he was a clown but I asked around. He’s got a Federal holiday and I said Hershey, they don’t give those out to clowns. This is not France.
Anyway, my inauguration will make MLK day look like a clown show. First of all he was on the wrong end of the mall, by Lincoln. I’ll be at the right end. That’s why MLK didn’t win. Wrong end zone.
And the fake news media, such horrible people, claim his speech was the best and that there were sooo many people. I’m going to have the most people. And my speech will be amazing. Did you read the early draft? It’s pretty good. But with this hole MLK thing I’ve got some new additions.
Dear America, MLK had a dream and look what that did for him? I have a dream too. I have a better dream. It’s a recurring dream.
I have a dream of a giant hamburger. No lettuce. No tomato. They get soggy. Just hamburger and buns. I have a dream of a giant hamburger being fed to me by Ivanka who is wearing a nurse’s outfit from a Russ Meyer film. She feeds it to me. We are in love.
Dear America, I want everyone to have this dream. Elon says he’s ready to make Ivanka sex hamburger robots for everyone. That is the dream I have for America.