Dear Diary, it's me Donald

Who do I ask about this? Is this really a thing? Why is it Jewish?

The weather control work the military does is done through radio waves and chemtrails, not space lasers. Do we have space lasers? That would be awesome. Pow. Zap. Zoom.

Adam West he was a helluva man. Played golf with him and Arnold Palmer once. Beat them both. They were both like, Mr. Trump, we had no idea you were so good. Why don’t you play on the Seniors tour?

Seniors tour? I’d beat the hell out of everyone. But I have to save America first and fuck Nancy Pillosee. She used to be a looker. Now she’s a dog.