Dear Diary, it's me Donald

All great leaders pushed their opponents. That’s what I’m doing with this tariff stuff. It’s like going into prison. Day one, you punch the biggest guy right in the nose. Well Canada and Mexico got punched in the nose. They tried to punch back, and I respect that, but I got the weave.

Oh you want to talk tarrifs? Nah, immigration. Oh immigration? Nah, chocolate cake. Chocolate cake, you mention that in a negotiation, any negotiation and you should see it, it’s like a deer in headlights. They don’t know what to do. Um… we’ll secure the chocolate cake… um…. we’ll lock it up?

No dummies. You’re going to feed it to me. But not the Mexican chocolate. It’s all weird and tastes like the guys that cut the grass at MarALago. Juan? Jose? Gloria? Gloria. That was a great song. Gloria… da da da… Gloriaaahhhhh.

Anyway, I let them know that I’m back and not going to take any of their crap. Remember that time I pushed that loser at the NATO or G7 thing? Dumb guy thought he could stand in front of me. So I pushed him. Ivanka said he was worried that I’d kill him cause I’m so powerful. Jared couldn’t push a shopping cart.

Having my people see if they can get Pavoratti, the greatest singer of all time, to sing at my inauguration. Imagine him singing Gloria.