Dear Diary, it's me Donald

The woke fake news agenda is really disgusting. They keep making up lies about me and my people. It’s Russia, Russia, Russia all over again.

Everyone I pick is a rapist? Give me a break. Like there are that many rapists and I know them all. The fake news and their lies claim Matt Gaetz, Pete Hegseth (think a guy that looks that good needs to sexual assault anyone?), Bobby Kennedy (he’s a Kennedy. They are known for treating women well. Maybe it was an anti vax thing with him or something else. Either way lies and not good.) and worst of all me. That’s right. This fraud of a judge and rigged juror even claimed I sexually assaulted a woman. An ugly one too. Give me a break.

How could I sexually assault a woman? I love women. I’m drawn to them. Can’t help myself. Sometimes I just have to start kissing them.

Good thing Matt Gaetz will be in charge and can shut all of this fake stuff down.