Dear Diary, it's me Donald

You gotta look the part. Dress for the job you want but you also got to look the part. No one is casting Rock Hudson to be some soft, sensitive type. His name is Rock Hudson. He’s hard. So hard. I miss him.

Some people get upset about my Defense Secretary pick. Oh sir, he doesn’t have the right experience. Oh sir, he only served in the Minesoda National Guard and has no real military experience. Oh sir, he went to Princeton and I thought we were against the elites.

Who cares. Look at his jawline. Do you see that? You could shave Macron’s face with that jaw line. Pete Heg, Hedge, OK we gotta work on that last name, Pete has the look. The men of our military will respect him because he looks like he’s straight out of central casting.

I wish Ivanka would have married a guy like Pete Hegseth. I did it. I spelled his name correctly. I deserve a milkshake.