Dear Diary, it's me Donald

I’m bored with the same speech. So and so is a tireless champion of something I put them in charge of. They will make America blah blah blah.

It’s the same. I think one of those AI things wrote it. I didn’t and it’s boring having to say the same thing over and over. Hannibal Lecter never had to things like this. He just took what he wanted.

The thing is I see someone on TV, they say nice things about me and then I see what role they should play based on their looks. Dr. Oz is a doctor. I used to watch him on Oprah – what a cow – and he run over in his scrubs and make everyone feel better. I wonder why he never had time to change? So busy. Anyway that’s why he’s in charge of doctor stuff.

Linda, well, I like her husband. Vince is a friend and gives a lot of money. I want to put Vince in charge of fitness or parks or the military but he’s “problematic” in that he’s amazing. So Vince is all, Hey Mr. Trump can you do something for Linda? I really want her away from me. Now Linda is going to run education. How hard could it be?

But too many of these real pieces of work are getting cold feet and backing out. This is not hard. I put a Russian asset in charge of national intelligence because Vlad told me he’d OK a couple of Trump Hotels and Golf Courses in Moscow and North Korea. Not hard. I’m like really really smart. Accept the position but too many… so sad.

I hope Ivanka dances with her Daddy at the inauguration.