Dear Diary, it's me Donald

I think she’s kinda hot. That’s the first thing. Especially if I’m meeting with her almost every day. I don’t want to look at some old guy or some cow. I want someone I can laugh with, someone easy on the eyes. Melanie used to be someone I could laugh with. Now she’s someone that laughs at me. Can you believe it? After I mail ordered her from that shithole country? Oh Donald, you’re so powerful but so fat. When did you last see your penis?

I’d have the secret service take her out but I think she’s sleeping with her protection. Don’t worry Donald, I use protection.

Anyway the fake news is upset that Gabby met with the guy in Seria, Siria? So what? I’d meet with him too but there are no good places for a resort there.

Vlad tells me that Gabby is really good. He likes her a lot. Says she’s really smart and that he trusts her. Good enough for Vlad, then good enough for me and the American people.

Would it be weird if I had Gabby wear Ivanka’s clothes? I have some of her clothes. Too small for me but I can still smell her in them.