My Christmas Wishlist
December 10, 2024
- I want a younger Melania that knows how strong and powerful I am.
- I want wiggy Rocket man and little rocket man to get better haircuts.
- I want to move the whitehouse to Florida
- invisibility or flight
- lose 30 pounds
- I want Hillary in jail so Bill and I can chase tail again
- I want Putin to become my best friend
- A national stockpile of fried chicken
- Cocaine Fredo and Jared to get “hit by a bus” or go into a Saudi embassy suites
- Another Hannible Lecter movie with me in it
- cage matches between my staff in the oval office and on pay per view
- Pavoratti to sing at my inauguration
- lyric sheet with explanation for YMCA
- Ivanka
- Ivanka
- Ivanka