My Christmas Wishlist

December 10, 2024

  • I want a younger Melania that knows how strong and powerful I am.
  • I want wiggy Rocket man and little rocket man to get better haircuts.
  • I want to move the whitehouse to Florida
  • invisibility or flight
  • lose 30 pounds
  • I want Hillary in jail so Bill and I can chase tail again
  • I want Putin to become my best friend
  • A national stockpile of fried chicken
  • Cocaine Fredo and Jared to get “hit by a bus” or go into a Saudi embassy suites
  • Another Hannible Lecter movie with me in it
  • cage matches between my staff in the oval office and on pay per view
  • Pavoratti to sing at my inauguration
  • lyric sheet with explanation for YMCA
  • Ivanka
  • Ivanka
  • Ivanka