Dear Diary, it's me Donald

He looks like Butt-Head and that makes me laugh. It’s that simple. Matt Gaetz looks like Butt-Head. Some say he might be a sexual predator but I don’t know this. They said the same thing about Jeff. I just know they both like women. Young ones.

Jeff would get a kick out of this guy too. Sometimes I think I should give him a call but then I remember he’s dead.

Anyway diary, Butt-Head for attorney general. Elon thought it was hilarious too. That gave me second thoughts cause Elon is weird but he likes me so… as long as Matt stays away from Ivanka he can make Beavis head of the FBI for all I care.