Melakneeah

November 23, 2024

She was one of the great beauties. The best of her time. But she’s over 50. I mean… surgery can only do so much. Marla wasn’t even 40 when I ditched her. Melania… oh Melany… I can get any woman but I’m stuck with her.

Ivana was 40 and I only kept her because of the kids but what a fat lot of good they did me. Except for sweet, beautiful Ivanka.

If I weren’t President I’d drop Melly like I did Hillary’s ass but since I’m President I can’t be divorced. Sir you can’t be divorced. If you’re divorced the jesus people will get upset. Give me a break. Half of these people are addicted to drugs and porn.

So I can’t get a divorce. Now Meleaneuh is all like I want more money and more money or else she won’t come to DC. More money? What does she think? I’m made of money? I am. I’m the richest. But so sad cause I can’t be free cause of the god people.