Dear Diary, it's me Donald

I’m getting worried about Bongo Dan Bongino. The guy is a 3 time loser and fired from Fox but I used to like him. He looked strong and tough and managed to make Bongo Dan sound tough. Now? He’s starting to remind me of Rudy. Sad.

I saw him the other day and he looked like a sick old woman. I was like sheesh Dan… and I was going to say something. Try to see if he needed help. But then I realized he was a 5 time loser now. I can’t be seen talking to him.

And that’s sad. He’s out there, still loving me, but I might be better off without him. I mean he looks like a spoonful of bath salts away from going full Florida Man.

Years ago, before New York turned to shit, Ivanka told me this great Florida joke. What do you call Florida? God’s waiting room. Isn’t that funny? She’s so funny.