Dear Diary, it's me Donald

Steaks, cologne, vodka, shoes, bibles, Ivanka’s retainer, etc. What else should I sell? Doesn’t matter what it is. Could be anything.

I don’t even have to use it. Never tried the vodka, wore those stupid sneakers or read the bible. The criteria is someone has to buy it and it needs to be made in China. Cause those Chinese work for like nothing.

My fellow Americans, tell me what piece of crap I should sell next.