Dear Diary, it's me Donald

It’s not about immigration. It’s really not. It’s about Cocaine Fredo aka Don Junior. That’s really what inspired it. Just because he was born here he gets to be a US Citizen? No, no, no, no. Doesn’t make sense.

It’s too late in his case and no country will take him as ambassador (maybe Columbia?) so I want to make sure that the next kid I have has to prove to me that he is worthy. Out of my 3 kids Ivanka is the only one that deserves it.

Sure the right wing loons, aka my fans, love it because they hate Mexicans. I don’t hate Mexicans. Never did but you say a couple of things, drop some hints and these fat slobs that payed me a lot of money for a MAGA hat will start foaming at the mouth to do whatever I want. As long as it’s somewhat racist.

Mexican food does a number on my bowels though. I can’t even see a Taco Bell anymore without getting a little woozy. That Conchita Riveria was some woman.