Inauguration Speech – first draft

January 2, 2025

Americans it is a great honor for you to have me as your leader. I will lead us out of the darkness, the swamp and corruption into a time of true growth and prosperity.

To begin I’ve instructed the military to arrest the members of the Biden crime family, Jack Smith, Lateasha Black Lady that corrupt New York prosecutor and to have them executed on the White House Lawn.

Next the brave men of our Military will begin mass deportations of every illegal alien that have plagued our glorious southern border.

Lastly we will end the woke mind virus spread by the liberals. The historical guilt of world liberalism has been so extensively demonstrated that there is no need to waste any more words on it. In this historical dispute every member of the press, the liberal elite and other sufferers of woke-ism will be defeated and I will do everything to bring this about.

Last time around I couldn’t do everything I wanted. Now I can. Because you voted for me by the largest margin the world has ever seen. Putin, President Putin called me up and said, Wow, Mr. President Trump even I have never won by such a margin. The People of America must really love you. I told him they do, they do.

Today our country is worse off than it was four years ago. Today it is many times poorer in industry, food and raw materials. Tomorrow we will have a splendid army and a splendid navy, defending the freedom and independence of our country with their lives. We experience no shortage either of food or of arms or equipment. I will make America great again. For the second time.

I will make America free again. Freedom is for honest people. No man who is not himself honest can be free – he is his own trap. You’re going to be so free you won’t even know what to do. Unless you’re Hunter Biden. Boy oh boy is he not going to be free.

With your blessing I will end pointless, corrupt elections run by the radical left and replace them with me and the people I trust will make America great again. Who loves you more than I do? No one. Not Nancy. Not Hillary.

God Bless the United States of Donald Trump.