Dear Diary, it's me Donald

And all through Mar A Lago kiss asses were kissing and it was good. That’s all. They keep coming. They keep kissing. And, if they look the part, I cast them. As ambassadors, as Defense department heads, as bunch of other boring shit. And the kiss asses love it.

They’ll do my bidding and shut down the lame stream media. They’ll arrest the FBI.

But will they get Ivanka to give daddy a Christmas smooch? I did send her 200lbs of missle toe.

Gotta go. Vlad’s calling.