Dear Diary, it's me Donald

Before me New York was a garbage city. It’s true. Crime was everywhere, the subways were dirty, the mayor was a jew that was a little light in the loafers. Then I bought a rundown hotel and turned it into the most beautiful building. The Grand Hyatt was a stupendous achievement that showed the world that New York was back. No one had ever bought a hotel and revamped it the way I did.

New York boomed with all of the most amazing buildings I made.

Now I see the place and I don’t even recognize it. And I’ve got like 20 200 vision. It’s perfect. The Air Force tried to recruit me but I was too big for the cockpit. Not Arnold Palmer big but big.

It’s true. The head of the Air Force called my father and said, Mr. Trump sir we really want your son Donald to fly our planes. No one has ever scored higher on the vision test. My father said he’s not going to fly the planes. My son is going to own the planes.

But New York. It’s not the same. They don’t love me anymore. I’ve tried to love New York but you know what they say. If you love something and it doesn’t love you then…

Ivanka moved out of New York too.