Dear Diary, it's me Donald

I like making deals. I’m the best at it. Hey, I wrote a book about it. And as President I’m going to keep making deals. Deals that will make America great again and I’ll get a little piece too. Why shouldn’t I? I’m not going to work for free.

My fellow Americans as I fight like hell for you I’ll be making sure the Trump organization is fighting like hell for me. We’re going to get rid of needless regulations that get in the way of making deals. And I’m going to use my company to get the best deals with the Saudi’s, the Russians, the whoever wants to deal.

Did you know this makes me a fascist? One of these eggheads told me, uh, sir by using Government power to benefit your private enterprises (enterprises? It’s just my name on some signs and some golf things) some might see these as being a bit like a fascist. Just cause I’m using my companies to dismantle government oversight I’m a fascist. Give me a break.

This little egghead was sweating cause I was all like, what did you call me. He said, uh, sir, Mr. President it’s OK. All the great leaders were fascist like Mussolini and Hitler. I had to admit they both did a lot of good. There were some problems but overall the people loved them. I’m a proud fascist. I can’t wait to tell Ivanka. She’ll be happy for me, right?